Funky Widow

Funky Widow
Lineage: Fritter Glitter (Photo-to-Auto) x White Widow | Autoflower | Regular

Step aside, the Funky Widow just hit the floor—and she brought the sweet stank with her. Born from the sticky, terp-heavy Fritter Glitter and the iconic frost queen White Widow, this autoflowering regular strain grooves to its own rhythm, blending deep sweetness with an irresistible funk that lingers long after the last puff.

Her aroma is loud and unapologetic—baked apple and caramelized sugar dipped in diesel and basement funk—a wild mix of dessert and dank that turns heads in the grow room and at the sesh. Buds are chunky, shimmering with trichomes, and built to stack, making Funky Widow not only a flavor bomb but also a generous producer.

The high hits in layers: a burst of giggly uplift, a wave of body-loosening calm, and a hazy, blissed-out finish that feels like dancing in slow motion. Whether you’re digging into art, music, or just zoning out in your own cosmic lounge, Funky Widow brings the vibe.

Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, groovy
Flavor: Sweet apple fritter, caramel funk, earthy gas
Ideal For: Creative sessions, mood resets, riding the weird in style